Don Juan Velociraptor Notebook

"This is a whole world of romance, erotic novels where humans and dinosaurs are getting it on, and it's so rad." -Devendra Banhart

If you want people to believe you're diving into Lola Faust's scandalous dinosaur erotica without actually diving into it yourself, then this stylish notebook is the perfect solution for you! The stunning cover artwork will tantalize, tease, and either excite or terrify your classmates, fellow subway passengers, and the person sitting next to you on the plane. Meanwhile, you can jot down your insightful life observations, post-structuralist poems, Kate Winslet doodles, or anything else you desire on the 120 pages of top-quality notepaper. Please note that a pencil is not included.

Completely suitable for children. Completely devoid of any erotic or sexual material!

In a world where scientific boundaries flirt with ethics, Marian lands the ultimate journalism scoop: an exclusive interview with Don Juan, a genetically modified Velociraptor with a gift of gab as smooth as his scales. But beware, this dinosaur's human-enhanced DNA brings something extra to the table: pheromones so powerful, women worldwide are left in a love-struck daze of insatiable desire! Marian's mission? To unravel the secrets of this Jurassic ladies' man's genome. However, as she delves deeper into the mystery, can she resist the alluring temptation that threatens to engulf her, body and soul? A hot and steamy saga of saurian seduction from the notorious author of "Triceratops and Bottoms."

Fans on Goodreads can't get enough of Lola Faust's dinosaur erotica:

• An absolutely outrageous collection of short stories -- Sydnie
• I may never look at a Triceratops the same way again -- Bobbijoreads
• Do I question my sanity? Yes. Did I laugh until tears streamed down my face? Also yes. Do I regret it? Absolutely not. -- Jennifer Colvin
• Maybe you just need to read it for yourself. There, I said it. Go on and give it a go. -- ag
• This book also demonstrates that language is not a barrier when there is a deep connection and clear consent before every romantic encounter, which is crucial. -- AliciaCaesar
• This is raunchy... four flames for raunchiness! -- Hillary
• I had to stop reading when Erin began showing interest in the Plesiosaur. This character seriously needs therapy. -- Mars Russell
• The content was vile... despite that, I still believe others should give it a read so I don't feel so isolated in my debauchery! -- Zara Harper
• The protagonist Erin and the author of this book need our prayers -- Mikayla

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